perfect night

Because i know you want to know- my perfect night includes these things:
good beer
watching two basketball games that include:
4 teams i love (not hard)
no one who isn't into the games and basketball in general
bill walton announcing one of them
some good food
malcolm on my lap
my laptop close to malcolm, checking my fantasy teams
the games are in HD of course
if i'm at a bar, it has to be flashback and there can't be people at my table who aren't drinking lonestars and watching the game.


Combinations of other things could also be good, and even better than the above list. But that list is a really consistent, relaxing, and centering experience for me.
If you know any pretty ladies who are interested in such a night, good god let me know.