with help from dad

dad and i are working on a list.

top 10 reasons it's good to have a wal-mart across the street from the new cowboy stadium:

10. 3 pair underpants for only 2.95. (you'll need 'em when you find out how much it costs to see a game.)
9. tailgating with wal-mart customers is more fun.
8. sams club members get a dollar discount on the $100,000 personal seat license at the new stadium. (personal jerry ass-kissing required.)
7. spray paint, man, spray paint...
6.
5. what the fuck did you expect from arlington?
4.
3.
2.
1. you can buy guns n' ammo, dude!!


feel free to fill in the rest.
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/news/localnews/cowboysstadium/stories/112907dnmetseasontickets.2bd58bf.html