fitting indeed.

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this post was written the day Max got the gloves, but posted when i recieved the picture of him in the gloves.
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Fitting that on the day I decide to grow a pair and buy plane ticket to Alaska, that mabeuf gets the Pumas gloves that I sent him. You'll remember that he bought me a pimptight Dynamo jersey a few times, and in return, I buy him Pumas stuff. Stuff, plural, because no one thing can ever equal the greatness of a Dynamo jersey. So far he has a sweet jersey, soccer shorts*, ashtray/shotglass/lighter/figurine combo, socks(?), keychain, braclet, and some other stuff. I just sent him some goalie gloves and a patch.
One time I went to DC to visit and we both wore our Pumas jerseys, mine is the away and his is the home. Anyway- we went to hang out with these really cool and really fancy girls** and we're both in our jerseys, when they opened the door they were like "uhh...you guys know we're fancy and we're going out to bars...and we'll be in public...right??"
We probably said something along these lines: "uhh...you know that there is only one way we could be dressing nicer, and we wore our Dynamo jerseys for the last two days...right?"

I'm going to Fairbanks, Alaska on Sept. 17th to the 25th. ESAD newbs. That also means that Max owes me bigtime. When I'm chillin' in Portugal he will have to come give me blumpkins. (i kid, i kid, but he will have to visit.)

The following conversation happened when he got the gloves:

max: rtjhfnqajks feor thge4 glkoivers

they arre2 fuckionmg awqesolme

me: what?

max: i am never typing withg anytgingf else

me: the gloves

awesome

and why should you sir?

do the gloves fit your skeletor hands?

shit. i didn't take a picture of them. will you send me a picture of you typing in them?

max: hell yes i will

me: nice!

i saw them and basically threw my wallet at the woman selling them in the market, told her to take what she wanted and leave me enough for a stamp

max: hey due i aM TAkinfg a picyurer for you rikghjtfnow

me: hahaha so good.

max: this is tyhe b eatg thnkinbhg gtnmaTGHAS EV EER HAPPENED

have the picture will send later

me: i hope melvin bizmark thinks it is cool. his campaign pretty much will rule if you use those to type

max: melvin bizmark, fucking classic***


* read: short shorts
**they drink wine. we drink LoneStar or Yuengling...ok, we drink anything. but not wine. wtf. mate?
***i keep making up names for Manny Bernstein, the guy he is campaigning for.