oooo the time is almost nigh!! the fall season that really matters is about to begin.
sometimes when i'm stopming bitches at fantasy basketball, i take a break to nap. when i do nap, i have dreams that go like this:
me and that creepy stern guy at a podium. he leans into the microphone and says "with the first pick of the 2008 fantasy basketball draft, the conglomerated team of "Batman, seanlb, and all the hot girls in the world" pick: GIVE ME THE ROCK!!!
WHOOOOO and the crowd goes wild!!
then it gets a little crazy, b/c this really ugly manleader comes up and accepts the hat (solid gold) and then grins for the next year. then we go live via satalite to Mozambique where Patty and Nels have just signed the most obscure guy who will actually turn out to be the next best NBA player, ever.
so please, friends. if you find yourself wondering if you need to draft Emeka Okafor this year, or if you think you can handle constant perfection in humor and advice- then goto givemetherock.com. they'll treat you right and they'll even put up your funny pictures.
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bumper sticker:
I'M A PIMP...for GMTR
uhhh, basically they are the best that has ever been. and also, they gave me a sweet nba draft guide for free.
but seriously, i check this site every day, a million times a day. i'm sure their webstats show that the nasty nac is bringing the noise when it comes to network traffic.
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