so inside

4:35 PM me: ok. i sent an email.

16 minutes

4:51 PM Andrew: wurtbad

4:52 PM me: palmer sent me an email. we're talking now.

  i'm going home. good luck with getting the internets

 Andrew: check your email noob

  gosh

 me: uhhh

  i've already checked it 1000000 times since you last breathed

4:53 PM Andrew: k, ttyl

35 minutes

5:28 PM Andrew: ug

  just knowing you are installing a game im crazy about why i work is infuriating

  you dont even like warhammer

 me: ?

 Andrew: or minis

 me: oh. was warhammer something before this game came out?

  oh wait.

5:29 PM i heard they just released a card game based on the video game. is that what you mean?

 Andrew: 10987654321

 me: is that the number of minutes until you get off work?

  or is it the number of minutes until you get internet?

  maybe if you had a ruler and some d 6's you could calculate that

5:31 PM Andrew: I NEED AN ASTROLAB, AN ABBACUS AND A SLIDERULE

 me: you know what i should do? i should read the GAME MANUAL that game with the game.

  don't you think that is a good way to pass the time while i install it?

  maybe i'll go read it in the bathroom.

5:32 PM Andrew: if there is any justice in this world the way to punch someone in the face through the internet will be invented before this conversatio is over

5:34 PM IM CALLING COMCAST RIGHT NOW

5:36 PM me: YES

  LISTEN TO YOUR ANGER! THE DARKSIDE IS POWERFUL!!

5:37 PM DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE POWWWWWWA OF THE DAAAARK SIDE!